Yogi Berra Quotes
Quotations and aphorisms by Yogi Berra:
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
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Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
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I never said most of the things I said.
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I liked St. Louis, when they were in the American League, because that was going home. I had all my family and friends there.
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If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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Pair up in threes.
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We made too many wrong mistakes.
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I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I'd start playing.
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If I didn't make it in baseball, I won't have made it workin'. I didn't like to work.
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I'm glad I was in the Navy.
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If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?
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The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
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I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
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Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
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You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
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A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.
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If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.
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You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.
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In baseball, you don't know nothing.
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We have deep depth.
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So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France.
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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.
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You can observe a lot by watching.
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.
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If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
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It's like deja-vu, all over again.
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Baseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical.
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I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
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I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
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It ain't over till it's over.
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
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Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren't allowed to play golf during the season; only at spring training.
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If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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I never figured I'd go into the Hall of Fame. A kid from the Hill.
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I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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It gets late early out there.
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He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
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Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
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I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.
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Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
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I never said half the things I said.
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I liked George Weiss when he was with the Yankees. He loved the Old Timers' Day. He loved it. And he invited all these people to come, all these players to come.
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You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
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I didn't know much about golf growing up.
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I don't mean to be funny.
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When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
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It's fun; baseball's fun.
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Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.
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I guess I've got a smart wife.
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
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I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.
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I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.
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You can observe a lot by just watching.
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I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
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I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
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A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
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If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
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