Stanley Bing Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Stanley Bing:

What about passion, dedication, loyalty? Can a robot provide those? No! On the other hand, it's easier to retire a robot when its day is done.
~Stanley Bing


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/stanley-bing-quotes/#25998cb6

There are no living beings who exert more power over others, pound for pound, than tiny babies and extremely thin moguls.
~Stanley Bing


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/stanley-bing-quotes/#fb7b61bc

Could an android listen to the whining, requests for advancement, and entreaties for guidance and affection that pour from subordinates? Sure it could. Frankly, all that would be easier on the robot than it is on me.
~Stanley Bing


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/stanley-bing-quotes/#c99d8fc1

I particularly felt that my job in management was safe from the incursion of machines with friendly faces painted on the front of their heads, or whatever you call the metal constructions atop their shoulders, if those are indeed shoulders.
~Stanley Bing


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/stanley-bing-quotes/#f5c00405

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