Mike O'Malley Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Mike O'Malley:

I can change a tire, but I couldn’t change a fuse on the computer panel on my car.
~Mike O’Malley


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Politics isn’t something that really interested me; I, of course, care about what’s going on in the world, but so much of political discourse now is not necessarily about doing what’s right.
~Mike O’Malley


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I’m just trying to age as ungracefully as I can in front of the nation.
~Mike O’Malley


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A lot of people give actors credit when they gain weight for a role in a drama when they win an Oscar, but when you’re doing a sitcom, people don’t give you a lot of credit, because you’ve got to keep your weight on for five or six years if it’s successful.
~Mike O’Malley


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I think what good television does well is that it shows characters evolving.
~Mike O’Malley


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I have three kids, and I’m a coach for a lot of their sports, so I’m around them a lot, but I see friends of mine with older kids and they don’t really interact so much, other than giving them a place to live.
~Mike O’Malley


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