Marty Feldman Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Marty Feldman:

Money can't buy poverty.
~Marty Feldman


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/marty-feldman-quotes/#2494f07d

I am too old to die young, and too young to grow up.
~Marty Feldman


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/marty-feldman-quotes/#8ecd36e2

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
~Marty Feldman


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/marty-feldman-quotes/#60ffe7a4

The pen is mightier than the sword, and is considerably easier to write with.
~Marty Feldman


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/marty-feldman-quotes/#a336f0b6

I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.
~Marty Feldman


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/marty-feldman-quotes/#5ba30ad6

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
~Marty Feldman


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/marty-feldman-quotes/#93016445

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.
~Marty Feldman


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/marty-feldman-quotes/#3ce24343

I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.
~Marty Feldman


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/marty-feldman-quotes/#31161613

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
~Marty Feldman


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/marty-feldman-quotes/#b756287d

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