Mark McKinney Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Mark McKinney:

Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.
~Mark McKinney


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/mark-mckinney-quotes/#4122b500

You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.
~Mark McKinney


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/mark-mckinney-quotes/#7be3e8bc

And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?
~Mark McKinney


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/mark-mckinney-quotes/#5cb875a0

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.
~Mark McKinney


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/mark-mckinney-quotes/#9bdba3db

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
~Mark McKinney


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/mark-mckinney-quotes/#bb876763

It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.
~Mark McKinney


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/mark-mckinney-quotes/#168b5c65

What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!
~Mark McKinney


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/mark-mckinney-quotes/#303225e3

I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.
~Mark McKinney


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/mark-mckinney-quotes/#21f1ed65

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.
~Mark McKinney


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/mark-mckinney-quotes/#eabcae1b

Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!
~Mark McKinney


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/mark-mckinney-quotes/#e3392d70

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.
~Mark McKinney


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/mark-mckinney-quotes/#c1cf0de8

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