Lewis Grizzard Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Lewis Grizzard:

Yankees don't understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different.
~Lewis Grizzard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/lewis-grizzard-quotes/#8911a13d

The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one.
~Lewis Grizzard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/lewis-grizzard-quotes/#eeef82b8

Show business is my life.
~Lewis Grizzard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/lewis-grizzard-quotes/#7ffddb9e

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
~Lewis Grizzard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/lewis-grizzard-quotes/#b8306089

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
~Lewis Grizzard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/lewis-grizzard-quotes/#6c73e5e3

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
~Lewis Grizzard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/lewis-grizzard-quotes/#6be23608

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
~Lewis Grizzard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/lewis-grizzard-quotes/#9af9063a

The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wiggle out of one.
~Lewis Grizzard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/lewis-grizzard-quotes/#a0500f77

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
~Lewis Grizzard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/lewis-grizzard-quotes/#43693ae0

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
~Lewis Grizzard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/lewis-grizzard-quotes/#c1789c57

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
~Lewis Grizzard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/lewis-grizzard-quotes/#6c5f4b0d

There's no such thing as being too Southern.
~Lewis Grizzard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/lewis-grizzard-quotes/#c8d3e50c

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
~Lewis Grizzard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/lewis-grizzard-quotes/#cd3fcca1

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.
~Lewis Grizzard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/lewis-grizzard-quotes/#20c806bd

If you ain't the lead dog, the view never changes.
~Lewis Grizzard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/lewis-grizzard-quotes/#bae68333

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