John Waters Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by John Waters:

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy.
~John Waters


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-waters-quotes/#77a776f3

Isn't that the most perverse thing you've ever heard?
~John Waters


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-waters-quotes/#c43e31ed

I'm thrilled to have a completely new audience that I can get from Court TV, without it being my own trial. That was the only other way I would have gotten it.
~John Waters


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-waters-quotes/#1ec6d456

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
~John Waters


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-waters-quotes/#03454ea1

Being a traditionalist, I'm a rabid sucker for Christmas. In July, I'm already worried that there are only 146 shopping days left.
~John Waters


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-waters-quotes/#40d1a5ce

Without obsession, life is nothing.
~John Waters


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-waters-quotes/#8eb82587

Always be prepared if someone asks you what you want for Christmas. Give brand names, the store that sells the merchandise, and, if possible, exact model numbers so they can't go wrong. Be the type who's impossible to buy for, so they have to get what you want.
~John Waters


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-waters-quotes/#a6fbb1b4

I wish something on T.V. would trouble me. Then maybe I would watch it.
~John Waters


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-waters-quotes/#20830c0a

I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
~John Waters


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-waters-quotes/#7a8bd556

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