John Barrymore Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by John Barrymore:

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
~John Barrymore


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-barrymore-quotes/#1c1bf90f

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.
~John Barrymore


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-barrymore-quotes/#9304f62c

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
~John Barrymore


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-barrymore-quotes/#f62e5c28

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.
~John Barrymore


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-barrymore-quotes/#e994951e

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
~John Barrymore


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-barrymore-quotes/#9544dc4a

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
~John Barrymore


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-barrymore-quotes/#302432ba

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
~John Barrymore


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-barrymore-quotes/#fdb53f0e

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
~John Barrymore


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-barrymore-quotes/#3e39d90d

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.
~John Barrymore


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-barrymore-quotes/#80c7ccfa

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.
~John Barrymore


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-barrymore-quotes/#2b1970c6

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
~John Barrymore


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-barrymore-quotes/#b4e661a2

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
~John Barrymore


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-barrymore-quotes/#3c2f69a7

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
~John Barrymore


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-barrymore-quotes/#2079b7cc

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
~John Barrymore


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-barrymore-quotes/#10158bbb

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.
~John Barrymore


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-barrymore-quotes/#8852c59e

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
~John Barrymore


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-barrymore-quotes/#4e1c3127

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
~John Barrymore


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-barrymore-quotes/#37d38bb6

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
~John Barrymore


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-barrymore-quotes/#71b5ac1c

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.
~John Barrymore


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-barrymore-quotes/#4f43a65d

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
~John Barrymore


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/john-barrymore-quotes/#5b1832e1

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