Joey Adams Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Joey Adams:

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
~Joey Adams


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Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
~Joey Adams


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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
~Joey Adams


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/joey-adams-quotes/#9354b49f

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
~Joey Adams


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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
~Joey Adams


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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
~Joey Adams


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/joey-adams-quotes/#62fa031a

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
~Joey Adams


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/joey-adams-quotes/#9f593b6b

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
~Joey Adams


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/joey-adams-quotes/#bd98625a

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
~Joey Adams


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/joey-adams-quotes/#a7297831

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