Jim McMahon Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Jim McMahon:

I think you're put here on earth to enjoy yourself. And I'm doing that.
~Jim McMahon


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jim-mcmahon-quotes/#6839a0fb

The Packers have lots of owners nobody knows instead of one owner who doesn't know squat.
~Jim McMahon


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jim-mcmahon-quotes/#92e48341

I don't like the rules about you can't hit the quarterback.
~Jim McMahon


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jim-mcmahon-quotes/#f4a129ea

My memory's pretty much gone.
~Jim McMahon


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jim-mcmahon-quotes/#e3cc13b0

Short term memory is not good.
~Jim McMahon


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jim-mcmahon-quotes/#efe77374

I've been hit in the head so many times, it's hard to remember that far back. I don't remember specific games.
~Jim McMahon


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jim-mcmahon-quotes/#9e829693

I am normal. In fact, I think I might be more normal than anyone else.
~Jim McMahon


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jim-mcmahon-quotes/#afee4ec3

I don't know who had it out for me, but somebody did.
~Jim McMahon


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jim-mcmahon-quotes/#c109fd6a

There are a lot of times when I walk into a room and forget why I walked in there. I'm going through some studies right now, and I am going to do a brain scan.
~Jim McMahon


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/jim-mcmahon-quotes/#1a75d2d6

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