H. Allen Smith Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by H. Allen Smith:

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
~H. Allen Smith


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The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists.
~H. Allen Smith


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