Dan Quisenberry Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Dan Quisenberry:

Our fielders have to catch a lot of balls, or at least deflect them to someone who can.
~Dan Quisenberry


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/dan-quisenberry-quotes/#5978fc35

The future is much like the present, only longer.
~Dan Quisenberry


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/dan-quisenberry-quotes/#86f8109e

Someone told me just recently that poets are eulogists. It's their job, to eulogize. I didn't know that, but it makes sense. Because in almost every poem of mine there is a loss.
~Dan Quisenberry


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/dan-quisenberry-quotes/#ee3b77ce

Every year the World Series should go seven games for the dramatics of it.
~Dan Quisenberry


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/dan-quisenberry-quotes/#7ad65065

A manager uses a relief pitcher like a six shooter, he fires until it's empty then takes the gun and throws it at the villain.
~Dan Quisenberry


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/dan-quisenberry-quotes/#f7b2e205

Coming into a game in the eighth or ninth inning is like parachuting behind enemy lines. And sometimes the chute doesn't open. You have to live with that. It's an occupational hazard.
~Dan Quisenberry


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/dan-quisenberry-quotes/#0a7515e7

The best thing about baseball is there's no homework.
~Dan Quisenberry


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/dan-quisenberry-quotes/#01ddc5f4

I lull them into a false sense of security by watching me pitch... If overconfidence can cause the Roman Empire to fall, I ought to be able to get a ground ball.
~Dan Quisenberry


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/dan-quisenberry-quotes/#72dd64ee

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.
~Dan Quisenberry


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/dan-quisenberry-quotes/#1e23f126

Reggie Jackson hit one off me that's still burrowing its way to Los Angeles.
~Dan Quisenberry


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/dan-quisenberry-quotes/#a61efca5

I have seen the future, and it is much like the present, only longer.
~Dan Quisenberry


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/dan-quisenberry-quotes/#fbb4a112

Preschoolers have a way of grabbing your attention. Mine help me not to be a baseball player at home.
~Dan Quisenberry


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/dan-quisenberry-quotes/#14413bd4

If overconfidence can cause the Roman Empire to fall, I ought to be able to get a ground ball.
~Dan Quisenberry


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/dan-quisenberry-quotes/#b50f932a

Most pitchers fear losing their fastball, but since I don't have one, I have nothing to fear but fear itself.
~Dan Quisenberry


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/dan-quisenberry-quotes/#efdc6621

I'm probably the only relief pitcher who has more saves than strikeouts.
~Dan Quisenberry


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/dan-quisenberry-quotes/#74acb2dd

I don't mean to diminish the job, it's a good job and a real pressure job. But I don't think a relief pitcher should ever be the most valuable player of a league. We only play in maybe half of the games. Being a relief pitcher means part-time employment. We're bench players, and bench players shouldn't be M.V.P.
~Dan Quisenberry


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/dan-quisenberry-quotes/#ae330f9f

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