Curly Howard Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Curly Howard:

Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?
~Curly Howard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/curly-howard-quotes/#8103009b

I got sick of the dough, and thought I'd go on the loaf.
~Curly Howard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/curly-howard-quotes/#e571bfd8

Well being as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon.
~Curly Howard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/curly-howard-quotes/#c9892232

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache.
~Curly Howard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/curly-howard-quotes/#993f9b7a

I shoot an arrow into the air, where it lands I do not care: I get my arrows wholesale!
~Curly Howard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/curly-howard-quotes/#dc7e1e49

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