Clement Freud Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Clement Freud:

Breakfast is a notoriously difficult meal to serve with a flourish.
~Clement Freud


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/clement-freud-quotes/#90eb69f4

Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed.
~Clement Freud


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/clement-freud-quotes/#e6913159

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men.
~Clement Freud


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/clement-freud-quotes/#b5361a53

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.
~Clement Freud


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/clement-freud-quotes/#9e47176d

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