Claudette Colbert Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Claudette Colbert:

Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.
~Claudette Colbert


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I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy - period.
~Claudette Colbert


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Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.
~Claudette Colbert


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If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.
~Claudette Colbert


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I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert business longer than anybody.
~Claudette Colbert


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I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.
~Claudette Colbert


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It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.
~Claudette Colbert


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Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see them.
~Claudette Colbert


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It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.
~Claudette Colbert


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/claudette-colbert-quotes/#d68b1f63

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