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I just feel tired now if people are shocked. If it's not for you, just don't bloody watch it.
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No matter how heinous someone's behaviour, if you make them a comic character, you can't expect people to hate them.
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When people say 'love to hate', they actually mean 'love to be appalled by' - if they truly hated them, they'd never repeat a catch phrase.
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You see young people, or kids, and they're fascinated by the way people talk. And that's great. But eventually you get to the point where you think, 'You know what? I don't care how you talk, I'm just listening to what you're saying.'
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If a terrorist group wanted to hit Britain, all they'd have to do is kill 100 random celebrities. The country would have a nervous breakown.
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A sitcom isn't usually the right tool for satire.
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The pursuit of approval usually ends in disaster.
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You can only maintain your interest if you're travelling more in ignorance than knowledge.
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There are works of fiction which seek to explain jihadi terrorists as the militant wing of Amnesty International. I don't buy that.
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The thing about a sense of humour is that it's not bestowed on the good. It's just randomly dished out.
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