Charles Farrar Browne Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Charles Farrar Browne:

Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.
~Charles Farrar Browne


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They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them.
~Charles Farrar Browne


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Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?
~Charles Farrar Browne


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My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.
~Charles Farrar Browne


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I am not a politician, and my other habits air good.
~Charles Farrar Browne


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/charles-farrar-browne-quotes/#47f00a35

I'm not a politician and my other habits are good.
~Charles Farrar Browne


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/charles-farrar-browne-quotes/#7fca66cc

I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.
~Charles Farrar Browne


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/charles-farrar-browne-quotes/#1cb28bff

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