Brian Celio Quotes
Quotations and aphorisms by Brian Celio:
Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.
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The only way to get under me is to get over yourself.
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A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.
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I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.
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Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!
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Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.
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Just because you're upfront with someone doesn't mean you're an honest person; you might just be someone in the passenger seat.
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Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.
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Don't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary.
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Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.
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Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.
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What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?
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I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.
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He has your finger, but I have your heart.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.
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As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.
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I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?
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I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?
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I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.
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Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.
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Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.
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Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure.
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True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.
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You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right.
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Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life.
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