Benny Hill Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Benny Hill:

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
~Benny Hill


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/benny-hill-quotes/#dc762cb9

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
~Benny Hill


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/benny-hill-quotes/#45b41d5c

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
~Benny Hill


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/benny-hill-quotes/#5c2dd9fb

Do unto others, then run.
~Benny Hill


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/benny-hill-quotes/#fb9325d7

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
~Benny Hill


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/benny-hill-quotes/#790d18e3

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
~Benny Hill


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/benny-hill-quotes/#7405361e

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
~Benny Hill


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/benny-hill-quotes/#7ab8aa69

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
~Benny Hill


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/benny-hill-quotes/#e6656197

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