Bennett Cerf Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Bennett Cerf:

For me, a hearty 'belly laugh' is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
~Bennett Cerf


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/bennett-cerf-quotes/#1eea0bbc

The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.
~Bennett Cerf


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/bennett-cerf-quotes/#5324ee53

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
~Bennett Cerf


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/bennett-cerf-quotes/#69ecde14

Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.
~Bennett Cerf


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/bennett-cerf-quotes/#aa4857d6

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
~Bennett Cerf


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/bennett-cerf-quotes/#b7798693

Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
~Bennett Cerf


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/bennett-cerf-quotes/#95d35f86

The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?
~Bennett Cerf


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/bennett-cerf-quotes/#09b783f9

Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy.
~Bennett Cerf


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/bennett-cerf-quotes/#4c964dc0

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