Ben Falcone Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Ben Falcone:

It's in my wheelhouse to be creepy, as a person.
~Ben Falcone


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/ben-falcone-quotes/#d8352de0

The one thing I did know - because I've seen many, many of the road trip movies that everyone thinks about - is that death to a road trip movie happens when you spend too much time in the car.
~Ben Falcone


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/ben-falcone-quotes/#7e8b1a11

When I was a kid, we sat around the house. If I got bored, I'd have to figure out something to do.
~Ben Falcone


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/ben-falcone-quotes/#1d22f3b8

I'm not much of a joke writer.
~Ben Falcone


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/ben-falcone-quotes/#11d93c7d

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