Alice Roosevelt Longworth Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Alice Roosevelt Longworth:

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
~Alice Roosevelt Longworth


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I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
~Alice Roosevelt Longworth


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/alice-roosevelt-longworth-quotes/#28d114b1

You can't make a souffle rise twice.
~Alice Roosevelt Longworth


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/alice-roosevelt-longworth-quotes/#5b7b9f73

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
~Alice Roosevelt Longworth


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/alice-roosevelt-longworth-quotes/#2fa33eaa

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.
~Alice Roosevelt Longworth


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/alice-roosevelt-longworth-quotes/#801d6e4f

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
~Alice Roosevelt Longworth


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/alice-roosevelt-longworth-quotes/#279dd04e

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
~Alice Roosevelt Longworth


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/alice-roosevelt-longworth-quotes/#2497b6f2

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