Alan Coren Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Alan Coren:

I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
~Alan Coren


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/alan-coren-quotes/#3201625f

Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.
~Alan Coren


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/alan-coren-quotes/#36c6ef41

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.
~Alan Coren


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/alan-coren-quotes/#a77d8695

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.
~Alan Coren


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/alan-coren-quotes/#355fcecd

The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you.
~Alan Coren


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/alan-coren-quotes/#69994c9a

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