Abe Lemons Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Abe Lemons:

I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.
~Abe Lemons


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You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'
~Abe Lemons


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/abe-lemons-quotes/#c0b9fc28

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.
~Abe Lemons


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/abe-lemons-quotes/#b01318cf

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.
~Abe Lemons


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/abe-lemons-quotes/#4a68cd99

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.
~Abe Lemons


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/abe-lemons-quotes/#4b526bea

I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.
~Abe Lemons


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/abe-lemons-quotes/#f5942a54

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.
~Abe Lemons


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/abe-lemons-quotes/#d14b15a4

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
~Abe Lemons


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/abe-lemons-quotes/#8ef49ee1

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
~Abe Lemons


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/abe-lemons-quotes/#1d403f5e

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