Will Durst Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Will Durst:

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
~Will Durst


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/will-durst-quotes/#ca7d133c

Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.
~Will Durst


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/will-durst-quotes/#579e0b58

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.
~Will Durst


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/will-durst-quotes/#e0a2ef58

Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.
~Will Durst


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/will-durst-quotes/#c88e6e08

Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars.
~Will Durst


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/will-durst-quotes/#78f9279b

There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.
~Will Durst


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/will-durst-quotes/#ffe61752

It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point.
~Will Durst


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/will-durst-quotes/#5d1aab47

I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.
~Will Durst


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/will-durst-quotes/#a5ac35cf

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