Walter Matthau Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Walter Matthau:

We’re writing a book together. She just finished one. Did you read it? Among the Porcupines?
~Walter Matthau


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I wanted to be a pharmacist. I liked the way our local pharmacist was always dressed in a nice white coat; he looked very calm, you’d give him money, and he’d give you something that you wanted to buy.
~Walter Matthau


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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.
~Walter Matthau


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It’s very easy to live here. You’re anonymous here. Nobody knows who you are.
~Walter Matthau


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The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.
~Walter Matthau


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Every actor looks all his life for a part that will combine his talents with his personality… ‘The Odd Couple’ was mine. That was the plutonium I needed. It all started happening after that.
~Walter Matthau


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