Vanessa Bayer Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Vanessa Bayer:

I've been watching a lot of A&E's 'Intervention.' I know that's sort of depressing, but I love watching it.
~Vanessa Bayer


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/vanessa-bayer-quotes/#471bc7b5

I had been on this improv team at this really great improv theater. It's called iO now. It used to be called Improv Olympic. They have showcases for Lorne Michaels and other writers and people who work at 'SNL' usually about once a year, although I don't know if it always happens.
~Vanessa Bayer


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/vanessa-bayer-quotes/#4ecc123b

The town I grew up in was at least fifty percent Jewish, so every weekend in the 7th grade, we went to Bar and Bat Mitzvahs.
~Vanessa Bayer


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/vanessa-bayer-quotes/#2ae2b8bc

There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.
~Vanessa Bayer


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/vanessa-bayer-quotes/#ea322e9c

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