Tom Leykis Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Tom Leykis:

I'm looking forward to providing the men of Seattle with an evening where they can kick back, light up a cigar and enjoy a night to themselves. Women, we can't technically keep you out, but please stay at home.
~Tom Leykis


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/tom-leykis-quotes/#0118765f

There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.
~Tom Leykis


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/tom-leykis-quotes/#d1aa216f

There's a difference... between the kind of woman you would bang and the kind of woman you would marry.
~Tom Leykis


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/tom-leykis-quotes/#68074021

There's some benefit to being happy in your life. Of looking around and saying, 'This is mine.'
~Tom Leykis


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/tom-leykis-quotes/#f010d0e0

I wanted to see if you could put a prototype radio station on the Internet so you wouldn't have to invest $50 million or $100 million or $150 million to buy a transmitter and a frequency.
~Tom Leykis


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/tom-leykis-quotes/#b845b31e

I don't just preach; I put my money where my mouth is!
~Tom Leykis


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/tom-leykis-quotes/#39395607

When I saw houses in Palmdale going for $500K, I knew something was wrong. If you got foreclosed, I don't feel sorry for you!
~Tom Leykis


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/tom-leykis-quotes/#a9632588

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