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Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary.
~Shel Silverstein


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He has the obligation to society that any human being has. I don't think a satirist has any greater obligation to society than a bricklayer or anybody else.
~Shel Silverstein


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I believe that if you don't want to do anything, then sit there and don't do it, but don't expect people to hand you a corn beef sandwich and wash your socks for you and unzip your fly for you.
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People are always giving you credit for really wanting to say more than you said.
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I myself do not believe in explaining anything.
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If you're behind the times, they won't notice you. If you're right in tune with them, you're no better than they are, so they won't care much for you. Be just a little ahead of them.
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Never explain what you do. It speaks for itself. You only muddle it by talking about it.
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You'd better get your laugh while you're making your point, or you won't be doing it very long.
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I know a way to stay friends forever, There's really nothing to it, I tell you what to do, And you do it.
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What you've got to say, you say.
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It's always a nice feeling, having people think that you feel things much deeper than you're allowed to say, but this isn't true. If you want to find out what a writer or a cartoonist really feels, look at his work. That's enough.
~Shel Silverstein


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Imagine - four years you could have spent travelling around Europe meeting people, or going to the Far East of Africa or India, meeting people, exchanging ideas, reading all you wanted to anyway, and instead I wasted it at Roosevelt.
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I will not play tug o' war. I'd rather play hug o' war. Where everyone hugs instead of tugs, Where everyone giggles and rolls on the rug, Where everyone kisses, and everyone grins, and everyone cuddles, and everyone wins.
~Shel Silverstein


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If the track is tough and the hill is rough, THINKING you can just ain't enough!
~Shel Silverstein


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Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect - But tell me the truth.
~Shel Silverstein


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To me, freedom entitles you to do something, not to not do something.
~Shel Silverstein


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If you want to find out what a writer or a cartoonist really feels, look at his work. That's enough.
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There's a great myth about cartoonists, writers and people that are on TV.
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