Sandra Bernhard Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Sandra Bernhard:

I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have.
~Sandra Bernhard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/sandra-bernhard-quotes/#536a3dec

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.
~Sandra Bernhard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/sandra-bernhard-quotes/#d5b90ff0

I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position.
~Sandra Bernhard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/sandra-bernhard-quotes/#9f281416

That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.
~Sandra Bernhard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/sandra-bernhard-quotes/#49a720df

I like the energy of live performance.
~Sandra Bernhard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/sandra-bernhard-quotes/#a9801ae0

I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have.
~Sandra Bernhard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/sandra-bernhard-quotes/#61d4c1f0

The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.
~Sandra Bernhard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/sandra-bernhard-quotes/#cda7389a

I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and she's involved.
~Sandra Bernhard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/sandra-bernhard-quotes/#7e5e62d1

Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again.
~Sandra Bernhard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/sandra-bernhard-quotes/#4486145e

I'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I didn't believe there was some kind of hope for humanity.
~Sandra Bernhard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/sandra-bernhard-quotes/#8e653daf

Gayness is a non-issue.
~Sandra Bernhard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/sandra-bernhard-quotes/#d5ede8b6

Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.
~Sandra Bernhard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/sandra-bernhard-quotes/#e360ee32

When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself.
~Sandra Bernhard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/sandra-bernhard-quotes/#6e58ab29

When people pay to see you live, they connect with you on a much deeper level than people who just buy your records.
~Sandra Bernhard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/sandra-bernhard-quotes/#fdd90b9b

I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.
~Sandra Bernhard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/sandra-bernhard-quotes/#38f38075

I don't believe in karma.
~Sandra Bernhard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/sandra-bernhard-quotes/#8a7b7418

At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore.
~Sandra Bernhard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/sandra-bernhard-quotes/#467443a5

There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other women's success. It's very disappointing.
~Sandra Bernhard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/sandra-bernhard-quotes/#12f0cf15

When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world?
~Sandra Bernhard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/sandra-bernhard-quotes/#35c2685f

I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I am totally devastated that she's gone. She had it all.
~Sandra Bernhard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/sandra-bernhard-quotes/#646a92e2

I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct.
~Sandra Bernhard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/sandra-bernhard-quotes/#ce4beb0e

I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay.
~Sandra Bernhard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/sandra-bernhard-quotes/#81fa65ea

Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness.
~Sandra Bernhard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/sandra-bernhard-quotes/#0d2a8ab4

I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality.
~Sandra Bernhard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/sandra-bernhard-quotes/#2ef1da7b

I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person.
~Sandra Bernhard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/sandra-bernhard-quotes/#0e077ead

Smut, if it's really smut, there's nothing backing it up. It's the easy way out.
~Sandra Bernhard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/sandra-bernhard-quotes/#d2e9098c

There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the fact that they had been poorly reviewed.
~Sandra Bernhard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/sandra-bernhard-quotes/#733ecdb4

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