S. J. Perelman Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by S. J. Perelman:

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
~S. J. Perelman


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Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
~S. J. Perelman


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/s-j-perelman-quotes/#aa17bb58

The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. You are what you are.
~S. J. Perelman


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/s-j-perelman-quotes/#f63a23d7

I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
~S. J. Perelman


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/s-j-perelman-quotes/#f02a4b63

I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get along. I started off living on gruel, and by God, I can always go back to it again.
~S. J. Perelman


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/s-j-perelman-quotes/#f48a5f50

He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it.
~S. J. Perelman


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/s-j-perelman-quotes/#c78cdb26

Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.
~S. J. Perelman


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/s-j-perelman-quotes/#5e1686c1

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