Rodney Carrington Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Rodney Carrington:

Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels.
~Rodney Carrington


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You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.
~Rodney Carrington


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When I was little, there were three channels.
~Rodney Carrington


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I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything.
~Rodney Carrington


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I didn’t plan on being a comedian. I didn’t plan on getting married and I didn’t plan on having kids, but I did all those things.
~Rodney Carrington


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<a href="https://openquotes.github.io/authors/rodney-carrington-quotes/#eab55fdc">https://openquotes.github.io/authors/rodney-carrington-quotes/#eab55fdc</a>

I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it’s OK. I can say whatever I want. It’s a great job to have.
~Rodney Carrington


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<a href="https://openquotes.github.io/authors/rodney-carrington-quotes/#18aa985a">https://openquotes.github.io/authors/rodney-carrington-quotes/#18aa985a</a>

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