Robert Byrne Quotes
Quotations and aphorisms by Robert Byrne:
Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.'
~Robert Byrne
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Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
~Robert Byrne
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Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
~Robert Byrne
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Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
~Robert Byrne
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Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.
~Robert Byrne
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One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.
~Robert Byrne
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The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
~Robert Byrne
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A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.
~Robert Byrne
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Prejudices save time.
~Robert Byrne
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To err is human, to purr feline.
~Robert Byrne
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No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.
~Robert Byrne
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There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
~Robert Byrne
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Partying is such sweet sorrow.
~Robert Byrne
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Getting caught is the mother of invention.
~Robert Byrne
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Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
~Robert Byrne
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Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
~Robert Byrne
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
~Robert Byrne
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Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.
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