Rip Taylor Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Rip Taylor:

I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead.
~Rip Taylor


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/rip-taylor-quotes/#da760458

Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly.
~Rip Taylor


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/rip-taylor-quotes/#d163ccd8

I went to see Harvey again in Fiddler. Harvey's throat is getting better.
~Rip Taylor


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/rip-taylor-quotes/#b8a6fafd

Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.
~Rip Taylor


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/rip-taylor-quotes/#2e97651b

I've created such a monster.
~Rip Taylor


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/rip-taylor-quotes/#1ca347ab

I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.
~Rip Taylor


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/rip-taylor-quotes/#0b0fc109

Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star!
~Rip Taylor


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/rip-taylor-quotes/#045e1aaf

Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him.
~Rip Taylor


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/rip-taylor-quotes/#fcd41509

I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip.
~Rip Taylor


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/rip-taylor-quotes/#e8e4ef2c

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