Ring Lardner Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Ring Lardner:

No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done with out it.
~Ring Lardner


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/ring-lardner-quotes/#e37086c4

Walter Mayer was a hero at a Salvation Army home fire in Cincinnati.
~Ring Lardner


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/ring-lardner-quotes/#1c2b47d4

I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant.
~Ring Lardner


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/ring-lardner-quotes/#0c164c62

They gave each other a smile with a future in it.
~Ring Lardner


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/ring-lardner-quotes/#48578e12

The only real happiness a ballplayer has is when he is playing a ball game and accomplishes something he didn't think he could do.
~Ring Lardner


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/ring-lardner-quotes/#eddfa361

An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve.
~Ring Lardner


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/ring-lardner-quotes/#a791d1ae

A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor.
~Ring Lardner


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/ring-lardner-quotes/#726945eb

The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have.
~Ring Lardner


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/ring-lardner-quotes/#0992b196

He looked at me as if I were a side dish he hadn't ordered.
~Ring Lardner


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/ring-lardner-quotes/#d4f304a0

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