Red Buttons Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Red Buttons:

If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!
~Red Buttons


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/red-buttons-quotes/#c4beec85

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
~Red Buttons


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/red-buttons-quotes/#a49429bf

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.
~Red Buttons


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/red-buttons-quotes/#1716aa1b

I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar.
~Red Buttons


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/red-buttons-quotes/#3cb04447

I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.
~Red Buttons


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/red-buttons-quotes/#b0591a02

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.
~Red Buttons


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/red-buttons-quotes/#dce96423

Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello.
~Red Buttons


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/red-buttons-quotes/#b9e1168c

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