Ray Romano Quotes
Quotations and aphorisms by Ray Romano:
I'm a little different from the average dude because I'm on high-def TV now.
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I don't get sick.
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I want to do well and I want to fit in.
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I was wracked with insecurity.
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I lived at home till I was 29.
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You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.
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If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.
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I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way.
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I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.
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After 'Raymond,' there was this big feeling of, 'What do I do next?'
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My kids are growing up and it's hard to accept they are their own person and they're independent.
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I like doing film, you know, single-camera.
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If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either way. You can just do the same character over and over again and make a different comedy like over and over again.
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I'm from New York.
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I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell.
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I can't complain about my career, that's for sure.
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I still got my hair, I'm not fat.
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I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.
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I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out.
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I don't want to say work is who I am, but some people feel more centered and more whole when they're producing and creating.
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My career has been my craziest adventure.
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The successful golfers - they're like astronauts or pilots. They have that demeanor that they can focus and stay within that one moment and nothing distracts them. That's not me.
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I love standup and I haven't given it up.
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In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.
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I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.
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You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character.
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I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived.
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It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.
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The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life.
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The first time I played golf was in Flushing Meadows, Queens, when I was about 16 or 17. They had an 18-hole pitch-and-putt. My buddies and I would hop the fence and sneak on and play.
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I'm always giving myself the Alzheimer's test. My shrink told me to do this. It takes one minute. You name every word that comes to mind that begins with the letter F.
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Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.
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You know, a TV show is a slow build.
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I'm aging, and the world is seeing it.
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The only thing I miss from the sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you're, if we're talking about comedy, of the live audience.
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I do still get intimidated by certain things.
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I have this mistress: show business.
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I live in L.A. Now.
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Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they're born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
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If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.
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I do what I do because I love it.
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The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out.
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I just don't want to play the same guy again over and over.
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Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit.
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Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. 'What is my purpose? Who am I?' I had a big identity crisis.
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Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means.
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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
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People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's not an easy transition from TV to film.
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I still do standup.
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When you go to standup, there seems to be a common denominator of some form of need or want for validation from the audience that maybe you were lacking as a kid.
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I married a saint - well, a saint who curses.
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It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing.
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