Oscar Levant Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Oscar Levant:

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
~Oscar Levant


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/oscar-levant-quotes/#774a9f89

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
~Oscar Levant


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/oscar-levant-quotes/#0f527d09

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
~Oscar Levant


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/oscar-levant-quotes/#d9b20c4c

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
~Oscar Levant


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/oscar-levant-quotes/#11344165

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.
~Oscar Levant


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/oscar-levant-quotes/#bd26b291

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
~Oscar Levant


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/oscar-levant-quotes/#3e2cb51e

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
~Oscar Levant


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/oscar-levant-quotes/#25d299e0

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
~Oscar Levant


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/oscar-levant-quotes/#e8906b6f

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
~Oscar Levant


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/oscar-levant-quotes/#9b14d08f

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
~Oscar Levant


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/oscar-levant-quotes/#99871bdf

So little time and so little to do.
~Oscar Levant


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/oscar-levant-quotes/#f3fbdbbc

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
~Oscar Levant


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/oscar-levant-quotes/#3c558c6e

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
~Oscar Levant


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/oscar-levant-quotes/#3e88f86c

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
~Oscar Levant


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/oscar-levant-quotes/#43ca6692

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
~Oscar Levant


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/oscar-levant-quotes/#0b7fc3dc

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
~Oscar Levant


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/oscar-levant-quotes/#6c660a2e

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
~Oscar Levant


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/oscar-levant-quotes/#3e7a76a8

I am no more humble than my talents require.
~Oscar Levant


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/oscar-levant-quotes/#474467a6

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night.
~Oscar Levant


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/oscar-levant-quotes/#7a5e465d

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.
~Oscar Levant


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/oscar-levant-quotes/#40cecc2f

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
~Oscar Levant


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/oscar-levant-quotes/#7b0dfc2a

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.
~Oscar Levant


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/oscar-levant-quotes/#1b7d36a8

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
~Oscar Levant


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/oscar-levant-quotes/#a14797b5

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
~Oscar Levant


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/oscar-levant-quotes/#8d32f426

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