Nancy Cartwright Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Nancy Cartwright:

I will not get very far with this attitude.
~Nancy Cartwright


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/nancy-cartwright-quotes/#c66867c5

The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.
~Nancy Cartwright


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/nancy-cartwright-quotes/#036bb00c

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
~Nancy Cartwright


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/nancy-cartwright-quotes/#49c7d4e7

I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.
~Nancy Cartwright


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/nancy-cartwright-quotes/#8bc4abc2

The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force.
~Nancy Cartwright


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/nancy-cartwright-quotes/#fcf185da

I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
~Nancy Cartwright


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/nancy-cartwright-quotes/#64a48050

I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
~Nancy Cartwright


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/nancy-cartwright-quotes/#1578d2a0

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
~Nancy Cartwright


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/nancy-cartwright-quotes/#d3b752a5

Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
~Nancy Cartwright


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/nancy-cartwright-quotes/#dee58721

The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
~Nancy Cartwright


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/nancy-cartwright-quotes/#731df029

Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.
~Nancy Cartwright


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/nancy-cartwright-quotes/#2d059b00

Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through.
~Nancy Cartwright


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/nancy-cartwright-quotes/#0640fbd1

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