Morey Amsterdam Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Morey Amsterdam:

A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
~Morey Amsterdam


Link:
<a href="https://openquotes.github.io/authors/morey-amsterdam-quotes/#63f79ba3">https://openquotes.github.io/authors/morey-amsterdam-quotes/#63f79ba3</a>

Even the police have an unlisted number.
~Morey Amsterdam


Link:
<a href="https://openquotes.github.io/authors/morey-amsterdam-quotes/#ce9200aa">https://openquotes.github.io/authors/morey-amsterdam-quotes/#ce9200aa</a>

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