Moe Howard Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Moe Howard:

I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.
~Moe Howard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/moe-howard-quotes/#4dcc8d81

Only fools are positive.
~Moe Howard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/moe-howard-quotes/#a465a0b4

We're not nearly as violent as the westerns.
~Moe Howard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/moe-howard-quotes/#73c208f3

I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket.
~Moe Howard


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/moe-howard-quotes/#0feac204

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