Michael O'Donoghue Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Michael O'Donoghue:

A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.
~Michael O'Donoghue


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/michael-odonoghue-quotes/#224203bd

Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and strange event. You never get a peek at the whole will.
~Michael O'Donoghue


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/michael-odonoghue-quotes/#e96694d7

Sometimes you have to be cruel... in order to be even crueler.
~Michael O'Donoghue


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/michael-odonoghue-quotes/#675e157e

Nothing important has ever come out of San Francisco, Rice-a-Roni aside.
~Michael O'Donoghue


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/michael-odonoghue-quotes/#6925c089

The true essence of comedy is a baby seal hunt.
~Michael O'Donoghue


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/michael-odonoghue-quotes/#f1f09706

It's very easy to make insects move. Because they do move mechanically without the rippling of flesh as you mentioned. They move more like real tinker toys and you can make models of them quite easily.
~Michael O'Donoghue


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/michael-odonoghue-quotes/#37fc5843

I try to attack all races and creeds, except the Irish. Clearly they are closest to the angels and don't deserve abuse. But the others have it coming.
~Michael O'Donoghue


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/michael-odonoghue-quotes/#da89ae57

Television doesn't want to admit it has those dreadful roach ads on anyway.
~Michael O'Donoghue


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/michael-odonoghue-quotes/#009375c6

Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy.
~Michael O'Donoghue


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/michael-odonoghue-quotes/#143d23da

One of my problems is I am getting so mature that I have to pick up a TV and toss it through the coffee table just to remind people of who I am. I want to go ranting and screaming into the grave.
~Michael O'Donoghue


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/michael-odonoghue-quotes/#d1eb841a

Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny.
~Michael O'Donoghue


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/michael-odonoghue-quotes/#cf197000

Once you put yourself in the hands of the government, you could end up in Utah.
~Michael O'Donoghue


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/michael-odonoghue-quotes/#4281b9dd

Insects are my secret fear. That's what terrifies me more than anything - insects.
~Michael O'Donoghue


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/michael-odonoghue-quotes/#c98b3fc3

Anyway, the title The War of the Insect Gods came before we had that ending, before we knew they had become gods. That we knew the evolutionary cycle they went through. Before we even knew anything about that. We had an ending.
~Michael O'Donoghue


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/michael-odonoghue-quotes/#2aec1ab8

I think therapy interferes with the creative process. It takes off the edge.
~Michael O'Donoghue


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/michael-odonoghue-quotes/#18027350

I am Hollywood's hottest young, middle-aged director, but I'll write out of New York because I don't want to become a salad head. That's what you become out there: a guacamole dip.
~Michael O'Donoghue


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/michael-odonoghue-quotes/#f72babf1

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