Michael Keaton Quotes
Quotations and aphorisms by Michael Keaton:
When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy, I just laughed. Funny was funny; I loved to laugh. I always liked people I found generally funny.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
Actors don't get to be well-known if they're horrible.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I never knew anyone who was cloned, but I played one in 'Multiplicity.'
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I choose not to be at the whim of others. I want to be at my own whim.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I remember my mom threatening me, half-serious: 'You know what? I should take you to Pittsburgh and put you in dance lessons just to keep you occupied.' Well, that brought everything to a screeching halt. 'Jeeze, dance lessons.' In retrospect, it would have been awesome, but then, 'Ugh, dancing - dancing's for sissies.'
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I really like to hear actors talk about acting, but I don't really like hearing myself talk.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I'll always stand by the first 'Batman'. Even for its imperfections, people will never know how hard that movie was to do. A lot of that still holds up.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
Westerns were always my favorite things when I was little. And it always bothered me when cowboys were too clean in movies, or when they wore their guns like they had an outfit on. It always worked better when a guy looked sweaty and smelly; I hadda believe, I hadda believe that.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
Sometimes I do movies that aren't any good, or sometimes I might not be any good in them, or sometimes they don't do very well.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I always think that I'm not going to be right for a movie or that there's someone else who can do it better.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I saw some Pixar movies like 'The Incredibles' and thought, 'This is extraordinary. These are some of the best movies I've seen.'
~Michael Keaton
Link:
One thing my mother had a nose for was inauthenticity.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
You don't get bored with stuff like 'Birdman.'
~Michael Keaton
Link:
If you're a dope like me, you get every sports channel you can get. I'm watching, you know, Netherlands soccer.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
If you get a good comedy once a year, man, that's pretty good. I may be pickier than some, but still, there aren't that many movies that are really, truly, honestly that funny.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
Colbert makes me crazy: he's so funny. Plus, he seems like an extraordinarily decent dude.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I really believed that Batman had the potential to be one of the coolest guys in cinema.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
There's this thin line between knowing something is going to be really hard and saying, 'Yeah, you know, but I still gotta see if I can pull it off.'
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I think one reason I really like women and like working with women is because of my sisters.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
David Letterman used to say, 'I wasn't the class clown, but I wrote for him,' and that's exactly it. You want to be known to be funny without having it pointed out.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I didn't go to church all the time, just 'cause I was an antsy kid.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
In terms of the parallels, I've never related less to a character than Riggan.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
'Beetlejuice' was a romp, man. 'Beetlejuice' was fun. I've never had so much fun in my life.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
If I'm going to meditate, there is a little church up in Montecito, California. It's an old Spanish mission, actually. I find it comforting in there.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
Guys never really get over their toys.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
The vast majority of Pittsburghers don't come from any kind of serious dough.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
Filmmaking is the ultimate team sport.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I'm in a business that invites narcissism, self-involvement, and egos being blown out of proportion.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I've got six wonderful brothers and sisters.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I never wanted to play the short game.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I can't sleep the first night in a hotel room.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
Technology, you know. I'm pretty horrible. I use it, but mostly I like to view it from afar. But I'm still fascinated by it.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I'm the seventh child of George and Leona Douglas, and I don't ever remember a time when my father didn't work two jobs. When my mother was going to the grocery, or going to Mass, or trying to take care of seven kids in a run-down farmhouse.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
People, when they talk or write about comedy, they don't really get it.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
Guys who go on and on about loving women usually don't.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
Actors will say 'yes' to anything.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I'm just shocked and thankful that I've gotten away with everything - experimenting here, trying at this, failing at that, being good in some things, not so good in others. It's kind of amazing that people are still sticking by me. When they come up to me in the street, I just want to write them all cheques.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I was an altar boy, which I loved and am very proud of. It was strict, but also really nice.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
'Birdman' is a very risky movie. I knew I wanted to do it just from watching Alejandro's other work. I told a friend, 'I would have done it based on 'Amores Perros' alone.'
~Michael Keaton
Link:
To say directing was a long-stewing ambition doesn't cover it. If you cut me open, you'd see it.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I get kinda self-conscious. I don't want to know about my eyebrows. I'm born with them.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I've got a statue of St. Francis in my front yard, and I'm not even a practicing Catholic.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
My first day in grade school, I was plain scared. I left the comfort of my run-down house, which I loved, and went to school where it was cold, it smelled, the lighting was bad.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I've proven I'm courageous. I'm gutsier than anybody; I've got a better imagination than anybody; I'm essentially more creative than any other actor I know, and I've proven I take risks. I don't think I need to prove anything to myself any more.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I had a real strong fantasy life as a kid. But then you grow up and think about real jobs.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I used to say no to almost everything because I thought, 'I've got enough dough, I know what I want to do, and I know what I'm capable of.'
~Michael Keaton
Link:
Have I ever been to a party with a ton of famous people in it? Yes, several times, so I guess that's a Hollywood lifestyle.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
To make extra money, my parents would sell eggs and chickens. I was very little. I remember a chicken's head being chopped off with the chicken running around. I wasn't sure if my imagination was running away with me or if it really happened. It really happened.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
Chris Nolan is great, but I've never seen any of the 'Batman' movies all the way through. I know they're good. I just have zero interest in those kinds of movies.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
From the time I was a kid, I was crazy about anything having to do with the West. I'd look at all of these photos of Montana, and they all seemed so magical and majestic. I just wanted to go west, and I finally did it when I was barely 21. I went off to volunteer at a Navajo reservation in New Mexico.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
Unpredictability means what it means. I don't know how you define it. It is what it is.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I was raising a child full time, sharing the responsibility with his mom. He lived with me half the time, so I chose not to go away and make certain movies.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
My limited theater experience was when I was a kid starting out: two or three plays. I was good in one and mediocre in the other. My problem is that I have other interests.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I'm envious of writers and musicians. I think it must be so difficult. Not just the frustration, but the discipline.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
People always make these generalized statements about Hollywood, and there's all kinds of people in Hollywood.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I try to not be or associate with elitists.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I always thought what made 'Beetlejuice' look so great was because it looked like some genius kid made it in his basement.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I guess I'm probably a Method actor; I don't know... I just think of it as staying in the zone.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I played a lot of sports when I was a kid so I get in that ballgame mindset of being really, really respectful, but at same time saying to yourself, 'Don't back down a single inch, hang with these guys if you can.' If they throw it high and tight you have to stand in there, you can't take yourself out of that moment.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I like people-people rather than movie people.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I was a really involved dad - not because I'm such a wonderful person. I like being a dad.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I watch 'Morning Joe' occasionally. I used to watch a lot more than I do now, but I watched it, and all of a sudden, there was this love fest, for crying out loud - this inexplicable love fest one morning - for The Donald.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I read that John Hughes script for 'Mr. Mom,' and I thought, 'This guy is a funny writer.' I went: 'You ought to stick around and direct this thing.' But he didn't; he left, and look what he became. A really legendary comedy director.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
Weirdly, for someone who wanted to be funny, I didn't like a lot of attention.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I was never a huge 007 fan, but I sure liked Sean Connery. I'm sure Pierce Brosnan is good and has his moments, but I've not seen him; I've only seen bits and pieces on TV, so I can't really judge. Pierce looks very natural in the role.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
Over the years, I think, people - actors, writers, whatever - lose their frame of reference. Their frame of reference is based on somebody else who did this or did that. Performances. So it just becomes a reflection of what already works. Like a warm-up. And that's an invitation to be inauthentic.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I was so gullible as a kid.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
There are times when I consciously give the character something physical - a walk, the way he sits, how he talks, or his lack of physicality, which is like a physicality.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I don't know - sometimes I catch myself being dark, and it's annoying. I think, 'Get over it.' I bore myself. But sometimes, like everybody, I'm sure I am obsessive.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
Show business is, essentially, a fear-based industry.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
In the household in which I was raised, the themes were pretty simple. 'Work hard. Don't quit. Be appreciative, be thankful, be grateful, be respectful. Also, never whine, never complain. And always, for crying out loud, keep a sense of humor.'
~Michael Keaton
Link:
There are very few jobs where you're held up to public scrutiny.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
To this day, I have the most fond memories of some of my old toys.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I'm just shocked at how blatantly shallow people are sometimes.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I went through a lazy period.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
If I didn't do 'Batman,' 'Birdman' wouldn't have happened.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I used to work on a survey crew, because my dad was an engineer, but he was also a surveyor.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I'm getting more and more bored with professional sports, but I still watch.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I liked going to Catholic school.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
Chris Guest movies are funny.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
In our family, my brothers and I shared toys. In other words, just because it was mine didn't mean my brothers and I didn't play with it.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I hope this doesn't sound pretentious, but I very often like the way Europeans make movies. I think sometimes that don't they care about having to clean certain things.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
Leaving a lot of movie sets, I've gone home and said, 'How come my hands are clean?' I should finish something and go home with dirt in my fingernails, because then you really feel that you've done something.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
Sometimes I don't feel like an actor. Sometimes I speak about it like it was another job, and then I go, 'Wait a minute - I am one!'
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I've changed my diet a few times. Now I'm trying to eat more protein. I eat little meals throughout the day. I love food, so I still give myself great meals. Also, when I'm busy, it's easy to lose weight.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I don't know how to not be outside since I was a little kid.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
High energy creates more energy, more energy, more energy. It kicks off synapses, I guess. It opens up your brain and you think of one thing after another thing, after another. You can really open yourself up comedically, which is fun.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
Anyone can be a celebrity now; this is not a big deal anymore.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
From an art perspective, I don't know how you get better than 'Beetlejuice.' In terms of originality and a look, it's 100% unique.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I saw 'Wild,' and I thought, 'Wow, this is a lot of things, but one of the things is it's a therapist's dream and a climate-change denier's nightmare.'
~Michael Keaton
Link:
Generally, I move in the direction of art.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
My work is distinct and definitive and specific, and hopefully it is so that every single character is different, and they are - but there's probably an underlying element that's me.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
'Birdman' has kinda... changed things. I'm not saying you won't see traditionally made movies any more. But I've had meetings with directors, and they've said it makes them rethink everything. You can hate this movie, but you have to talk about it. It's going to go down as one of the most interesting movies ever made.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
We had four guys in the family, so somebody was always hitting somebody or chasing somebody or getting mad or fighting or wrestling - that was just what you did. So when you're the youngest, it's good for you. You figure out real early how to get out of headlocks and holds.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I'm usually pretty good in front of a live audience. I usually like that.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
No, I don't see many movies. I don't even see my own movies.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
The first feature film I did, when I did 'Night Shift,' I improvised quite a bit because I would improvise at the audition, so sometimes I would return to the original lines, and then when I was on set, I would improvise even more.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
There're only a few photographers I've ever felt really comfortable with.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I still really like newspapers. I'm gonna feel really sad when they go. Or not - maybe I'll be dead.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
Anesthesia is quite remarkable. It's lost time. And you wake up kind of refreshed.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
Historically, I'm not a great patient when it comes to slowing down.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I'm a very private person.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
Will Ferrell makes me laugh a lot when he gets out there and gets crazy.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I grew up in rural Pennsylvania, in a really rundown old house. I'd stay out till 8:30, 9:00 at night. Just blow in. My mom and dad never really cared much. It was okay. We were pretty free to roam. I mean, I had no concept of stopping play. It just didn't occur to anyone.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
In high school, I was too shy to perform. It's one thing to get laughs from your family, to be funny at parties and in class. It's another thing to get up on the stage.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
There just is not one person in my family who is not funny.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
There are certainly producers I hang with and directors I hang with and actors I hang with.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I find there are a few places where I like to meditate more than in other places. There's a little Catholic church that I go to, and there's another temple I go to - there are certain places where I just feel more comfortable.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
All actors are my brothers and my sisters. It ain't cool to compare or disparage them. It ain't polite.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I took my play very seriously, and I got way, way lost in my play world.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I don't want dogs that have had the personality trained out of them. It's a partnership. I want to connect.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I have a lot of energy, and I move around a lot in my club act.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I have some tremendous, tremendously loving, generous friends all over the world.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I always knew the way in was Bruce Wayne. It wasn't Batman. It was never Batman. That was the key.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I come from a background where you don't really talk about yourself much.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
My first manager, he had left Germany when he was five, but he would joke about the Nazis. And I'd laugh, but I'd look at him, and he was the first one who told me, 'You know, funny is a powerful thing; it's a wonderful weapon.'
~Michael Keaton
Link:
It's great to make your own choices, but there's a price to pay. I could've made more money or been more famous. I could be the current groovy guy.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I don't think there's anybody better than Leonardo DiCaprio, and I've been saying that since before anyone knew who he was.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
For years, I'd go to the movies and see guys doing Boston accents and think, 'Oh please, God, I hope I never have to do that.'
~Michael Keaton
Link:
There comes a point in your life when you realize how quickly time goes by, and how quickly it has gone. Then it really speeds up exponentially. With that, I think you start to put a lot of things into context; you start to see how huge the world is, and really, the universe.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I worked at a PBS station called WQED in Pittsburgh.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I liked 'Robocop' because of the director, and it was an intelligent, big-action studio movie.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I'd get scripts and think: 'What's the point of this?'
~Michael Keaton
Link:
Unless you're flat out dead, you have to think of some other questions like: what's on the other side? It brings up issues of God, or no God. How does he play into this? Or he, or she, or it? How does it all play into this?
~Michael Keaton
Link:
If you look at what I do, there's no consistency. The consistency is that there is no consistency. I do projects that are good and not so good.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
Day to day and doing the work and getting to that honest point - that, for me, is always about - and always will be as long as I do this - refining and refining and refining and refining the truth... constantly being as truthful and honest and raw and real as you can be.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
I reached a point where I didn't think I was that great. I'm not being humble. I was looking at things and thinking: 'You're not really good in that'. I think I was becoming boring as well as bored. It was nobody's fault except mine - probably - and it might not even be my fault.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
My brothers were tremendous shack builders. My shacks were horrible. My brothers once built a two-story shack from the ground up that was awesome!
~Michael Keaton
Link:
There is the theory... that you live in two places: You either live in fear, or you live in love.
~Michael Keaton
Link:
Share:
Permalink:
Browse: