Michael Flanders Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Michael Flanders:

One of the great problems of the world today is undoubtedly this problem of not being able to talk to scientists, because we don't understand science; they can't talk to us because they don't understand anything else, poor dears.
~Michael Flanders


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/michael-flanders-quotes/#ac438b57

If God had intended us to fly, he'd have never given us railways.
~Michael Flanders


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/michael-flanders-quotes/#3385ebcd

The purpose of satire has been rightly stated as to strip off the veneer of comforting illusion and cosy half truth, and our job, as I see it, is to put it back again!
~Michael Flanders


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/michael-flanders-quotes/#84177968

Eating people is wrong.
~Michael Flanders


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/michael-flanders-quotes/#0294bdcd

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