Markie Post Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Markie Post:

I'm no sexual siren. I see prettier girls than me in the grocery store every day.
~Markie Post


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/markie-post-quotes/#7c683218

I couldn't be as charming as my mother or as smart as my father. So I decided to be bad.
~Markie Post


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/markie-post-quotes/#9e7a7776

Of course I'd like children. But I have to get over my impression that being pregnant is like popping corn. You expand and expand until you pop.
~Markie Post


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/markie-post-quotes/#e709b6e8

I turned down dates because I dreaded sitting in front of a plateful of food.
~Markie Post


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/markie-post-quotes/#a764fc2b

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