Kyle Bornheimer Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Kyle Bornheimer:

I played a waiter on 'Will & Grace,' a waiter on 'Medium' and on 'Weeds.' They all got cut out. I'm an awful waiter in real life. Maybe I was an awful waiter on screen, too.
~Kyle Bornheimer


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kyle-bornheimer-quotes/#64886927

In high school, I tried to cook dinner for a girl, and it was horrific. It was at her house. I was trying to make pork chops with my mom's recipe, just trying to be Mr. Awesome, like, 'Yeah, I cook, too.' But I just burned everything. There was smoke everywhere.
~Kyle Bornheimer


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kyle-bornheimer-quotes/#394ed341

I don't find that I subscribe or believe in many rules about what comedy is and what makes it funny.
~Kyle Bornheimer


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kyle-bornheimer-quotes/#7682d6dd

Even when they have a star that they're going after, casting directors love, if anything, just the excuse to see people. They like to have a dugout full of actors that they can go to.
~Kyle Bornheimer


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kyle-bornheimer-quotes/#05ad835e

My dad had a huge movie collection. So we all had a good sense of entertainment history. I was a Jack Lemmon fan more than most people from my generation.
~Kyle Bornheimer


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kyle-bornheimer-quotes/#4454efe4

I've been at this a long time, but commercials are what hit for me. Casting directors watch those commercials.
~Kyle Bornheimer


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kyle-bornheimer-quotes/#e60c29cc

For a year, I was the world's worst assistant to a talent manager. I was awful at it. Really disorganized. Just not the person you want at the front desk of your office.
~Kyle Bornheimer


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kyle-bornheimer-quotes/#8fd72113

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