Kristen Johnston Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Kristen Johnston:

I was born in Washington, D.C., and I was raised in Milwaukee.
~Kristen Johnston


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kristen-johnston-quotes/#34bbff32

May I say, if you were suddenly put into a woman's body, wouldn't you be slightly interested in your breasts, and why people look at certain parts of you, and why certain parts move like they do?
~Kristen Johnston


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kristen-johnston-quotes/#b140fd0d

It was only when I moved to New York that I realized tall is good.
~Kristen Johnston


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kristen-johnston-quotes/#5d49411d

I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller.
~Kristen Johnston


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kristen-johnston-quotes/#5ad02e4e

If you love it, and work really hard at it, it will really happen, I believe. I'm living proof.
~Kristen Johnston


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kristen-johnston-quotes/#ccea44ca

I like people-watching and fading into crowds.
~Kristen Johnston


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kristen-johnston-quotes/#c054379b

My way was not to be the petite, gorgeous, little cheerleader. My way of getting by was making people laugh.
~Kristen Johnston


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kristen-johnston-quotes/#f8fde734

I really came out to L.A. to take the money and run.
~Kristen Johnston


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kristen-johnston-quotes/#b785b274

And to be different is great. You don't want to be the same.
~Kristen Johnston


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kristen-johnston-quotes/#0a0ce37a

I was such a dork. I was too big. I was really gangly.
~Kristen Johnston


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kristen-johnston-quotes/#79e1c9e2

To actually be allowed to be beautiful is a total first for me.
~Kristen Johnston


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kristen-johnston-quotes/#b7b3e9a5

I literally felt like a freak, which is another aspect of the role of Sally that I relate to: total outsider.
~Kristen Johnston


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kristen-johnston-quotes/#99dcdf44

I'm a strong person, but I'd never resort to violence.
~Kristen Johnston


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kristen-johnston-quotes/#6e9837b7

When you're that tall, people talk about it all the time.
~Kristen Johnston


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kristen-johnston-quotes/#89533f59

I've always just gone with the best role, and I don't care if it's in theater, film or television.
~Kristen Johnston


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kristen-johnston-quotes/#c4795212

I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity.
~Kristen Johnston


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kristen-johnston-quotes/#ff5455d8

I am, uh... a 6 foot tall woman, I feel like I'm a healthy size, I'm not anorexic; and I feel that people who aren't anorexic are punished... for not being anorexic.
~Kristen Johnston


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kristen-johnston-quotes/#0c2413f0

I want to play a Disney villainess so badly.
~Kristen Johnston


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kristen-johnston-quotes/#fd60cafd

I was a full foot taller than any child my age.
~Kristen Johnston


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kristen-johnston-quotes/#39b12691

I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty.
~Kristen Johnston


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kristen-johnston-quotes/#7f5b95fc

Onstage, I was never the ingenue.
~Kristen Johnston


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kristen-johnston-quotes/#1943c1a8

But this show reminds me that there are other aspects to me besides the fact that I'm a funny chick.
~Kristen Johnston


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kristen-johnston-quotes/#04db0ad7

I spent 10 years in New York doing theater.
~Kristen Johnston


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kristen-johnston-quotes/#5eb2bcb4

I don't consider myself a goody-goody, but I like to be perceived as classy.
~Kristen Johnston


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/kristen-johnston-quotes/#6ddd81cb

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