Justin Halpern Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Justin Halpern:

My dad is awesome.
~Justin Halpern


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/justin-halpern-quotes/#ac06a4c2

The thing with Bill Shatner is he brings something unique to everything he does. He's not the obvious choice for anything, but he always brings something special to it.
~Justin Halpern


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/justin-halpern-quotes/#2b004d67

The Internet has really democratized ideas. There are no real gatekeepers any more, because if you have a great idea, and you put it online, people will find it and it will get in front of who it needs to get in front of.
~Justin Halpern


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/justin-halpern-quotes/#2f00c7d2

I'm not a guy who curses very much in my personal life. When I curse it sounds like a kid trying to be cool. But I think there are quite a few people, my father being one of them, who use curse words rather eloquently.
~Justin Halpern


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/justin-halpern-quotes/#57927125

I just wanted to compile these stories about growing up with my father and I wanted people to be able to enjoy them individually, but also the entire book as a whole.
~Justin Halpern


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/justin-halpern-quotes/#ec21edea

I feel like if I'm going to give you a book about my dad, then I really want to give you my dad, because he is interesting and he is funny and if you're buying a book about him, I don't want you to have to sit through stuff that's not him.
~Justin Halpern


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/justin-halpern-quotes/#de45920b

There is no definitive guidebook on how to pick the right partner, and even if there were, I'm way too dumb to write it.
~Justin Halpern


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/justin-halpern-quotes/#53371ce8

I almost feel like I'm unoffendable now. I can roll with whatever.
~Justin Halpern


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https://openquotes.github.io/authors/justin-halpern-quotes/#d3ee164a

Before I proposed to my now-wife, I was understandably nervous. My father suggested that I take stock of all of my experiences and relationships with women, from my earliest memories to present day, and see if I had learned anything that might inform my decision.
~Justin Halpern


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/justin-halpern-quotes/#d383c2d8

I was an angst-y journal writing kid.
~Justin Halpern


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/justin-halpern-quotes/#2b76e459

I kind of came to the conclusion after I did finally get married that love and relationships are just a series of horrific losses with hopefully one win.
~Justin Halpern


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/justin-halpern-quotes/#1bd149d1

Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read.
~Justin Halpern


Link:
https://openquotes.github.io/authors/justin-halpern-quotes/#80cb7161

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