Joey Bishop Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Joey Bishop:

My doctor is wonderful. Once, in 1955, when I couldn’t afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.
~Joey Bishop


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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
~Joey Bishop


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