Joel Rosenberg Quotes

Quotations and aphorisms by Joel Rosenberg:

I’m a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.
~Joel Rosenberg


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Whatever you want too much you can’t have, so when you really want something, try to want it a little less.
~Joel Rosenberg


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Miscellaneous is always the largest category.
~Joel Rosenberg


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